Young Adult

Sam Cruz's Infallible Guide To Getting Girls By Tallulah Darling

Blog Diva - Sunday, November 25, 2012

Romantic advice to my 15-yr-old self

Dear 15-yr-old self,

Any day now, you will be handed your first romance novel, featuring that most dangerous and tantalizing of creatures – the alpha male. Whatever you do, DO NOT read it. That way lies madness and unrealistic expectations.

May I suggest some nice books about day trading? Which have not yet been written but keep an eye out for them because future you needs a retirement plan beyond depending on the kindness of strangers. Books about plumbing are also a good option for two reasons: 1) seeing everyone’s crap will give you a very realistic world view (especially regarding the opposite sex) and 2) see retirement plan above. Read More